Funny Food Quotes

We eat it and love it. Probably too much if you look at the ever expanding waistlines in the first world. Regardless, here are some funny food quotes to make you satisfied."

"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before."
- Rita Rudner

"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward."
- George Carlin

"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."
- Anonymous

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
- President George Bush

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
- Anonymous

"Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. "
- W.C. Fields

"Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat."
- Jim Davis

"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."
- Andy Rooney

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."
- Erma Bombeck

"McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?"
- Jay Leno

"I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."
- Arnold Schwarzenneger

"Most vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children. A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussels sprouts never do."
- PJ O'Rourke