Funny Quotes About Family

Family. Has there ever been a gathering of individuals that have crossed so many frontiers of emotion? Here are some funny quotes about family to make you grin a bit.

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom."
-Bob Hope

"My husband and I have decided to start a family while my parents are still young enough to look after them."
-Rita Rudner

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
- George Burns

"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty."
- Jeff Foxworthy

"The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them."
-Anonymous

"Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet."
-Bill Cosby

"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
-Victor Borge

"Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts."
-Wayne H.

"Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head."
-Martin Mull

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
-Ogden Nash

"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
-Helen Rowland